maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
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He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
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Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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