I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
He shit in the fireplace
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