508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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