Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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