it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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