what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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