with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
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