so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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