That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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