Non-Jews are for practice
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
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A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
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I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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