There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
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