we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Randomize
