Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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