No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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