People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
