Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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