It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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