She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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