Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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