i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I got inside last night via doggy door
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
