i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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