She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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