haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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