Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
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Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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