Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
only you would photoshop your dick
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Randomize
