i was born a porn star she said
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
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Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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