Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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