Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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