Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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