so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
it was like eating out sand paper
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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