Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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