Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
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its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
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This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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