That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
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At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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