I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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