i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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