Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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