Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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