I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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