I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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