I think I just saw someone hide a body.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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