Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
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Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
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Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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