just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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