Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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