Pants 0. Shit 1.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
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He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
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i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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