We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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