You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Can Purell be used as lube?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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