Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
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She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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