How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Randomize
