normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
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how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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