New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
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Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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