their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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