Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
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Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Just high enough for therapy.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
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You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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