we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
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I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
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I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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