One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Randomize
