Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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