There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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