Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
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Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
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What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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