ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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