Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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